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I am a reporter with a unique beat. I use my understanding of planetary cycles to provide advance notice and analysis on the Zeitgeist of the day. If you have ever wondered “why is this happening now,” my insights will transform your experience of the headlines, adding new meaning and understanding. Call it Astrology for News Junkies. If you’re curious to know why the Impossible Burger is trending…or why the outcome of the 2019 Israeli elections was likely to be a shocker …or why “Woodrow Wilson, Stud Muffin” was a New York Times headline in December 2013, you will find it here, in over a decade’s worth of historical research and reporting.
Note that I do use astrological jargon in The Forecast in my effort to show how the planetary patterns are reflected in mundane events. I explain what the jargon symbolizes, so that all who want to understand the connections between astrology and the news may do so. However, I do not use astrological jargon in personal consultations, just plain English.

Friday 12/24/2021 & the Weekend: Catching Up on the News; Merry Christmas, Everyone!
/in The ForecastIt’s been a while since we covered the news, so let’s do it.
Plus, I can write while tracking Santa’s trek around the world, courtesy of Norad’s Santa Tracker. Ho, ho, ho!!! Also inspiring: “Good King Wenceslas,” performed by The Roches — along with their entire Christmas concert from 1990 — and what I wouldn’t give to be caroling right now. Damn you, Omicron!
Oh, well.
Let’s start with a recap of the forecast for the weekend:
If you’re not taking Monday off, there’s no Moon void to excuse any oversleeping.
And now, the news…
…which has been an avalanche over the past few weeks, hasn’t it? In no particular order, we’ve seen:
I can’t remember who said this to me a couple of weeks ago, but I found it insightful — and comforting. “Covid wants to live,” they said, “and if it keeps killing its hosts, it won’t survive. Therefore, we should expect Covid to evolve into a form that is annoying, not fatal.” What do you think?
Meanwhile…
December 9th – 17th was an active time because Mars and Jupiter were at 27 degrees of Scorpio and Aquarius, respectively. Any planet at those degrees activates the reeeeeeallly long lunar eclipse we had at 27 Taurus-Scorpio on November 19th. Thus, anyone with significant planets at 27 degrees Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, and Aquarius could have been thrust into the spotlight, as follows:
Another horoscope activated by a recent eclipse was Reality Winner, first discussed here back in 2017. You may recall that Winner was given the harshest sentence ever for leaking an intelligence report — about Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. elections. She was released in June and on December 5th, the day after the New Moon in Sagittarius eclipsed her 12 Sagittarius Sun, she was interviewed by 60 Minutes — and here’s the video, if you missed it. Mars will trigger that eclipse on New Year’s Eve, and Jupiter will trigger it at the end of February. Let’s see how she makes headlines then.
In other news…
Venus in Capricorn conjunct Pluto suggests women, money, art, and social expression in the EXTREME. Pluto can make it feel like a matter of life and death.
Avid Readers will recall that obituaries reflect planetary patterns. Here we have a sampling of Venus-Pluto in Capricorn, combined with the disruptive potential of Saturn square Uranus:
Finally, SNL‘s Aidy Bryant and Kate McKinnon nailed certain emotional extremes of Venus-Pluto in Capricorn in a brilliant sketch about what grandmothers really want for Christmas. Sound familiar?
Merry Christmas to all! And to all, a good night!
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Tuesday 12/21/2021: Late Sneak Peek at a Big Week; Winter Solstice; Saturn-Uranus Square; Venus-Pluto Again
/in The ForecastHappy holidaze — and here we go with another wild week. Highlights include:
Ready?
In the Northern Hemisphere, days will be getting longer and nights will be getting shorter. If you live south of the equator, you are celebrating the first day of summer. In any case, with Capricorn, we move from big-picture thinking (Sagittarius) to practical application. What will we build that will materially define our collective philosophy? Think corporations, governments, and maybe The Junior League. Think status and ambition.
Here’s what you need to know about the first day of any season — i.e., equinoxes and solstices — from an astrological point of view. The first days of Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter correspond with the first days (or first degree) of Aries, Cancer, Libra and Capricorn, respectively. Got that? Good. These four signs are called cardinal signs. Cardinal signs initiate. They come up with the idea and put it into action, which leads to necessary change.
“Cardinal” suggests (from the Latin root of the word), “that on which something turns or depends.” So the first day/degree of a Cardinal sign is a turning point. In astrology, the technical term for the first degree of any Cardinal sign is the Aries Point, just to confuse people who are not professional astrologers.
Equinoxes and solstices are also prominent. We make a fuss over them, right? In Japan, the first day of each season is a national holiday. How cool is that? Thus, in a horoscope, a planet or angle at the Aries Point needs to be prominent. Off the top of my head, people with planets or angles at the Aries Point include Meryl Streep, Elizabeth Warren, Ted Cruz, Barack Obama, and William Shatner.
A chart for a new season suggests a game plan for the next three months. Here is the Winter Solstice chart set in Washington DC:
Observations:
Right. So. Then what happens?
To be continued…and here’s the 411 on gift certificates and personal consultations.
Thank you for reading this forecast. I promise a big news update is on the way!!
Here is Beth Owl’s Daughters’ always-in-sync Tarot Card of the Week. She. Is. Awesome!
Happy birthday to Capricorn!
Monday 12/13/2021: Sneak Peek at the Week; Full Moon in Gemini; Venus Retrograde
/in The ForecastHelloooooo and happy Monday!
Ready for another action-packed week? Here we go!
Here’s the Full Moon in Gemini, set in Washington, D.C.:
Observations:
You are more personally affected by this Full Moon if you have planets around 27 degrees of Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, or Pisces. Consult your local astrologer for details. As a reminder, rates are going up on January 1st — the first raise I’ve given myself in three years.
Back to the forecast:
And here is my favorite website of all times — and my gift to you — perfect for Venus retrograde and the holidaze. Does your state treasurer have money in their account just waiting for you to claim it? Go to unclaimed.org right now — and check every state in which you’ve ever lived — and let me know if you find a secret stash of cash!
I have a ton of news to report — but I have appointments to keep this afternoon. Check the website late tonight or tomorrow morning for an update.
Thank you for reading this forecast — and for being such awesome and appreciative Avid Readers!
Here’s a snippet of the 2022 Mercury Rx bookmark —
dates for the retrogrades and a survival guide are on the back.
Thanks to Beth Owl’s Daughter for the gentle nudge!
Monday 12/6/2021: Sneak Peek at at Big, Big Week; Eclipse Triggers; Mars on the March & Much More
/in The Forecast(Note to those who receive this Forecast via email: this post should have been sent last night — not sure what Mailchimp is up to. FYI — forecasts are always posted on my website first )
Alll-righty then!
There is a truckload of proactive energy driving the week, and it started to build over the weekend. The Moon entered Capricorn at 6:30 AM ET on SUNDAY, looking to Make Things Happen. That ambition was well-supported by a high-functioning Mars in ruthless Scorpio in a cooperative aspect (a sextile) to Pluto, exact at 6:41 AM ET on MONDAY. A trine between the Moon and Uranus at 12:55 AM ET was a fine pattern for reaching across the aisle, so if you were networking like crazy, you likely made some excellent connections to help you move a project forward. I hope you’re feeling empowered. Here’s how this big week goes:
Thank Beth Owl’s Daughter for inspiring me to create a 2022 version of my Really Useful Mercury Retrograde Survival Guide Bookmark! I didn’t do one last year — and it seems they were missed. So…they’re baaaaaack– with a whole new starry design. You’ll always know when Mercury is retrograde and be reminded of the essential “do’s” and “don’t’s). The bookmarks make fabulous stocking stuffers! Grab 3 for $6.33 or 5 for $8.99 — payable via the Cosmic Tip Jar as a Joyful Random Expression of Appreciation.
It should be an interesting week. Go for it! And stay tuned for news in the next forecast.
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Monday 12/6/2021: Sneak Peek at the Week; Big Everything; Eclipse Triggers & More
/in The ForecastAlll-righty then!
There is a truckload of proactive energy driving the week, and it started to build over the weekend. The Moon entered Capricorn at 6:30 AM ET on SUNDAY, looking to Make Things Happen. That ambition was well-supported by a high-functioning Mars in ruthless Scorpio in a cooperative aspect (a sextile) to Pluto, exact at 6:41 AM ET on MONDAY. A trine between the Moon and Uranus at 12:55 AM ET was a fine pattern for reaching across the aisle, so if you were networking like crazy, you likely made some excellent connections to help you move a project forward. I hope you’re feeling empowered. Here’s how this big week goes:
Thank Beth Owl’s Daughter for inspiring me to create a 2022 version of my Really Useful Mercury Retrograde Survival Guide Bookmark! I didn’t do one last year — and it seems they were missed. So…they’re baaaaaack– with a whole new starry design. You’ll always know when Mercury is retrograde and be reminded of the essential “do’s” and “don’t’s). The bookmarks make fabulous stocking stuffers! Grab 3 for $6.33 or 5 for $8.99 — payable via the Cosmic Tip Jar as a Joyful Random Expression of Appreciation.
It should be an interesting week. Go for it! And stay tuned for news in the next forecast.
Here’s the 411 on personal consultations.