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Note that I do use astrological jargon in The Forecast in my effort to show how the planetary patterns are reflected in mundane events. I explain what the jargon symbolizes, so that all who want to understand the connections between astrology and the news may do so. However, I do not use astrological jargon in personal consultations, just plain English.
Astro-logical Forecast for Monday 12/10/2012: Perks and Perils of Mercury Square Neptune
/in The ForecastHow time flies! Once again, we are in the dark side of the Moon, where the focus should be on tying up loose ends from projects that were initiated at the time of the New Moon on November 13th. We may feel a sense of restlessness or listlessness at the end of the cycle. We sense something is about to begin, but we don’t know what. It can be very Waiting For Godot. The next New Moon happens on Thursday, December 13th, at 3:42AM ET. More on that later this week.
Moon in Scorpio needs information for the sake of power and control. It also needs depth and substance. The challenge for the next couple of days is presented by nebulous Neptune squaring mental Mercury at 7:58AM ET on Tuesday, suggesting an idealized or confused mindset, communication exchange or travel adventure. You may recall this aspect was in effect all last week, too. Think twice before signing on the dotted line today, as things may not be as they seem. This is especially true for Tuesday, when the Moon will be void from 8:08AM – 5:22PM ET. Moon will also be void on Thursday from 3:42AM ET until 4:43PM ET.
This Mercury-Neptune square can be terrific for creative types: artists, spiritualists and healers. There is a caveat, however, and here I would be thinking of the Australian DJs who — last week, on a day with the Moon in playful, regal Leo — thought it would be so fun and fantastic to pretend to be the Queen of England and ring up the hospital where the Duchess of Cambridge was being treated for severe morning sickness. Unfortunately, their ruse was so successful that it allegedly resulted in the suicide of the nurse who thought the deception was real.
Then there is this tragic story of Jenni Rivera, a singer (Neptune) whose plane (Mercury) crashed shortly after take off yesterday. In other news, I almost fell out of my chair when I read the 4th paragraph of columnist David Brooks’s last effort — this is Mercury/Neptune idealism in spades; a beautiful, beautiful dream….but where is the real game plan? (That would be Saturn — and yes, I know, all politicians in the U.S. wax rhapsodic about the American Dream; it is part of our collective consciousness, as suggested by the Neptune-Mars square in the U.S. horoscope). Anyway. To counter David Brooks, here’s Paul Krugman to tell you why record corporate profits are not what they seem to be. On a more uplifting and healing note, here’s an amazing story of how a 7-year-old girl beat leukemia (diseases of the blood are usually ruled by Neptune).
I’ll close with this op-ed piece that seeks to expose all of the sneaky tactics retailers employ in order to get shoppers to open their wallets. On the one hand, it seems to argue that the more disoriented the consumer is by the experience, the more money she is likely to spend. On the other hand, the research studies presented appear to contradict each other, making them perfectly in synch with the expectations of a Mercury-Neptune square! Have I mentioned that from now until January 1st, 2013, I am offering a Special One-Hour Consultation at a very reasonable price, and that it’s the perfect gift for everyone on your list, including yourself? But don’t take it from me, take it from a recent client:
No confusion there. I am delighted to be of service. Now if I can just figure out how to make your computer screen smell like a pina colada…
Astro-logical Forecast for Friday 12/7/2012 & The Weekend: Oy to the Voi(l)d!
/in The ForecastMoon in discriminating Virgo goes void-of-course at 5:35AM ET, tossing a potential twist into your great plans for perfection. Roll with whatever flakiness crops up; or let your mind wander through a creative brainstorm. When Moon enters people-pleasing Libra at 1:35PM ET, you’ll feel like the clutch has finally engaged.
Friday night into Saturday morning offers potential volatility — a shock of recognition, a flash of insight, a sudden attraction to an unconventional hottie at a holiday party. Things could get intense or juicy overnight, disturbing the Libra Moon’s preference for balance.
Get out the checkbooks and credit cards on Saturday and shop ’til you drop for those holiday gifts, because Moon trine generous Jupiter at 8AM ET lifts spirits and debt ceilings everywhere. If you’re still looking for a Hannukah present that screams “it’s beschert!!”, may I suggest my Special Holiday One-Hour Astro-logical Consultation, available for purchase until January 1st, 2013 (yes, you — or the lucky recipient — may schedule the appointment in 2013).
Saturday is better for shopping than Sunday. Moon goes void at 7:37PM ET on Saturday, on a proactive challenge or assertion of will between Moon and Mars, followed by a “kiss and make up” connection between Sun and Moon. Take advantage of the nice long break until 4:51PM ET on Sunday, when Moon plunges into the watery controls of Scorpio. This abrupt shift from rational mindset to emotional depth and substance is softened by a dreamy connection from nebulous Neptune to the Moon. Music, art, film…or some other romantic or spiritual escape? Anything but shopping, if you please; impulse purchases made during Moon voids are notorious for turning out to be far less satisfactory than you imagined.
Happy Hannukkah — to all who are celebrating — and here’s the 411 on this festival of light if you happen to need an instruction book. And here’s a clever and entertaining song called “Let’s Have A Jewish Christmas” , too — oy!
Have a wonderful weekend!
Astro-logical Forecast for Thursday 12/6/2012: Perfection in Action
/in The ForecastAn expansive challenge to the Virgo Moon’s need for perfection during the wee hours (3:04AM ET) sets the mood upon waking. Thinking big, acting big, dreaming big…and hopefully based on reality as opposed to the potential fantasy suggested by the approaching challenge between mental Mercury and nebulous Neptune that was mentioned yesterday. Action is what we are likely to see around 10:31AM ET, when Moon is strongly supported by aggressive Mars AND a square to the Sun. The latter is the 3rd Quarter Moon, which suggests a dynamic manifestation related to the intentions set at the New Moon. You may spend the rest of the day sorting it all out.
Get it off your desk today if you can, as the Moon will be void Friday between 5:35AM ET and 1:35PM ET. Oohh, perhaps you can sleep in without fear of repercussions…
Meanwhile, you’ll be pleased to learn that my call to the phone company requesting compensation for Tuesday night’s internet service outage resulted in a $17.50 credit from said phone company. It is amazing what can be yours if you are bold enough to ask.
Astro-logical Forecast for Wednesday 12/5/2012: Make It So!
/in The ForecastI blame last night’s void-of-course Moon for doing screwy things with my internet service; hence, this delayed forecast. With the Moon now in perfectionist Virgo as of 6:51AM ET, you better believe that after this is posted and I consult with clients who have seized the day on my Special Holiday One-Hour Consultation (the perfect gift for everyone on your list, including yourself), I will be calling my phone company to demand reimbursement for the lapse in service. I share this with you because I have found that phone companies are quite willing to offer credit in such cases, and I bet many of you don’t even think to ask. And I have ideas about how you could spend those considerable savings, too. You’re welcome!
Did you note your dreams last night? An opposition to Moon from nebulous Neptune at 7:52AM ET may have sparked your REM stages with especially sublime messages, which may intensify over the next few days as mental Mercury approaches a challenge from Neptune on December 11th. And that Mercury-Neptune contact is the next exact aspect among the planets other than the fast-moving Moon (which isn’t technically a planet, of course; but is often referred to as such when speaking generally about the players in the horoscope). Yup, the first three weeks of December are relatively quiet in the cosmos. But don’t worry — that will change!
Take advantage of the constructive efficiency of a sextile between Moon and disciplined Saturn and a trine between Moon and potent Pluto that will build in strength in the late afternoon and early evening hours. These will aid you in your Virgo Moon-inspired quest to make things correct with laser-beam precision.
To be continued…
Astro-logical Forecast for Tuesday 12/4/2012: Party Time!
/in The ForecastPlanetary patterns are light today. Moon continues its generally festive sojourn in royal Leo, setting the tone for holiday parties everywhere. Try to get it off your desk by 5:08PM ET, when the Moon goes void on a potentially stubborn and argumentative challenge from mental Mercury. Clearly it’ll be time for a break — and more partying — until Wednesday morning. That’s my plan and I’m sticking to it. The news will be back when the Moon is in Virgo on Wednesday, accounting for every detail.
Have a wonderful day!